paintings
 
         
       
 
 
 
     
Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage
   
   
 

“I Can’t Give that a Perfect '10', Because It's a Superhero Flick, for Crying Out Loud. I Save '10' for Stuff Like 'Bambi' and 'Deliverance'”

(October 2005)

Oil on Panel

4' x 7'


“Raga Bhimpatasi” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(September 2005)
4’ x 7’
Oil on Panel
“You Know, French was the Language of the Russian Aristocracy for Several Centuries” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(October 2005)
4’ x 7’
Oil on Panel
 
 
 
 
 
 
“I Hate to Tell Yall This, but a Lot of Fags Work at that Mall.” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(November 2005)
4’ x 7’
Oil on Panel
“Ingmar Bergman meets ‘National Lampoon’s Family Vacation’” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(January 2006)
4” x 7”
Gold Leaf and Oil on Panel
“99th Monkey” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(December 2005)
4’ x 4’
Oil on Panel
 
 
 
 
 
 
“My Job Consists of Basically Masking My Contempt for the ******** in Charge, and, at Least Once a Day, Retiring to the Men's Room so I Can Jerk Off While I Fantasize About a Life that Doesn't So Closely Resemble Hell” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(December 2005)
4’ x 4’
Gold Leaf and Oil on Canvas
“Should Have Bought the Squirrel” Jonathan and David: An Old Testament Story of Love & Marriage: Series
(September 2005)
4’ x 7’
Oil on Panel
 
 
Quejaditos y Milagros
 
 
 
 

“Fish Don’t Have Ears”
(June 2005)


Oil And Gold Leaf on Panel
24” x 36”

“Expiditus!”
(January 2005)

Oil on Canvas
26” x 26”

“Fast as a Racer, Staunch as a Tank”
(April 2005)


Oil on Panel

24” x 36”

 
 
 
 

“Big Wanda of the House of Fur Bikinis”
(June 2005)


Oil And Gold Leaf on Panel

36” x 24”

“I Found Out That Mom Was Shirley McLaine in Two Mules for Sister Sarah so that Means That Dad Was Clint Eastwood.”
(June 2005)


Oil on Canvas

26” x 26”

“Katnip Loves Seamen”
(June 2005)

Oil on Canvas

26” x 26”

 
 
 
 
 
 

“Mommy Needs a Cocktail”
(July 2005)

Oil on Canvas

26” x 26"

“Hoopdedillydilly!”
(August 2005)

Oil on Panel

24” x 36”

“I’m Not a Princess I Just Have Needs”
(February 2005)


Oil on Panel

24” x 36"

 
 
 
 
 

“Horny Batman!”
(July 2005)

Oil on Panel

36” x 24”

“He Said His Name Was Garth”
(August 2005)

Oil on Panel

36” x 24”

“Everybody Knows from the Coy Little Wink,
the Boy’s Got a Lot on His Mind”
(December 2004)

Oil on Panel

26” x 26”